No one under the age of 50 goes by the name of Dick. Well there is one exception. I met a guy at a wedding in Myrtle Beach about five years ago whose name was Dick and he was only 25 years old and a nice guy at that. But other than him there is no one under 50 that goes by the name of Dick. And the thing about it is that about 50% of the time when you have a guy named Dick his last name is something like Long, Short or Wood something or other. I have met not one but two guys named Dick Seaman. What were their parents thinking? I am guessing that before about 50 years dick was just a name and then some guy named Dick, who must have been, well, a real prick, had a body part named after him.